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DOA THE MOVIE

Went to watch DEAD OR ALIVE (DOA) the movie last night with Herbert,Alison & J-dawg. And just to make it clear this movie has nothing to do with the 80's pop band of the same name. Rather it's based on the Video game from Team Ninja & tecmo. I must admit that I was kinda sceptical about the movie at 1st seeing how Street fighter Turned out. But all my doubts melted away when I watched the movie. From the amazing very Hot & Fit Female Cast to the fighting and how it Stayed as true to the game as much as possible, to the humor it was a pleasurable ride all the way till the end.


The Poster HOLLY IS GORGEOUS

1st off the writting was brilliant and the humor was well timed and placed. The fight scenes although exaggerated seemed pretty convincing mirroring The fight scene between Snake eyes & storm shadow in G.I Joe Valor Vs Venom. The cast for the most part played out their characters well. Holly Valance is a GODDESS!!!


Kasumi with Ryu wussy

The movie also stars some old vets from fighting movies i.e Eric Roberts as the Big bad dood and The dude that played Liu kang in the Mortal Kombat movies as the Pirate leader.


HOLLY AGAIN!!

1st off the writting was brilliant and the humor was well timed and placed. The fight scenes although exaggerated seemed pretty convincing mirroring The fight scene between Snake eyes & storm shadow in G.I Joe Valor Vs Venom. The cast for the most part played out their characters well. Holly Valance is a GODDESS!!!


BEACH VOLLEY BALL

There are a couple of things that i dont agree on about the movie. 1st off Devon Aoki as KASUMI. Now for all of you that played the game you know that KASUMI is suppose to be a ninja babe with maximum boobage. I mean they did great with all the other girls. Plus her acting was kinda stiff. Devon is hawt in her own right but she's not kasumi.


Christie Vs Helena

Another grouse i have is with NINJA GAIDEN hero RYU HAYABUSA. It seems like in this movie he has been WUSSIFIED up to the point where he almost seems like a dancing spirte I.e Faggot. He fights well enough but everytime he meets Kasumi he goes all braindead and gay nothing like the real RYU from the game.


The Babes Vs Eric Roberts

Other than that the movie is perfect as long as you go in expecting HOT BABES, Humor,panty shots, boobs & crazy fight scenes. Lovers of deep meaningful movies can go screw a duck for all i care.

I give it 8.5/10 lemons

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