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Wanted NEW QUEEN

Submitted by zack on Mon, 2006-10-16 12:31.

Requirements For New Queen

1. Can be from any race..even better if mixed
2. Must come from a non psychotic, non racist background
3. Parental units must not be psycho or gila in any way
4. Must be at least 5 foot 3 inches
5. Must be able to dance really well
6. Casual drinker only
7. Must SPEAKEEE DA ENGLEEESH very well.
8. Open minded
9. Must have good sense of humor
10. Must love watching Anime, and any other Sci-Fi works
11. Able to BEHAVE at the absence of Her MAN i.e ME
12. Good fashion sense
13. Must not be PYSCHOTICALLY FUSSY
14. High resistance to tickling and at least tickle back la dun just sit there like KAYU
15. Must be able to cook
16. Doesn’t care if the pic in friendster looks dorky..as long as we’re happy to hell with other people
17. Must have own hobby
18. Loves building models kits :P
19. Must have an uncanny ability to murder even the best songs :)
20. Loyal, Faithful and all that.
21. Even if long distance is involved Try to make it work. Don’t just let it lie there and die
22. Must be able to Filter what she says so as to not offend anyone unless absolutely necessary
23. Treat the person you hate accordingly. Don’t treat Him/her nice then smack me around later for something I didn’t do.
24. Must not be easily swayed or influenced by what other people say.
25. Willing to work together to make relationship work and not just park your butt and bark out orders and ultimatums and not do shit yourself.
26. Know how to Dance TOGETHER and not look like your being electrocuted or freeze up everytime I get close for some intimate dancing I.e KAYU
27. Must get along well with my parental Units and I will do the same
28. Must not be the EXTREME PSYCHO JEALOUS TYPE, a little is sweet and cute. Too much and I’ll kill myself and possibly you.
29. Never Ever pick fights or start arguments over stupid things like “wheres the red pen, or why I’m 5 minutes late” if I wanted to cheat I think it wud take more than 5 minutes. You wud have to wait at least 2 hrs.
30. Must not make me wait for too long…20-30 mins is standard….over an hour and your nuts.
31. NOT PARANOID in any way shape or form.
32.Must have Good logic and Not do Something like: forgiving the Dude that almost got me killed and wrecked my car and Holiday .In a Car accident during X-mas. Just becoz its X-mas. Thats just stupid.
33.Emotional support. I give as much as I get.
34. Age in the region of 20-ish
35.Weight in the region of 40kg-55kg depending on height.

*Requirements can and will change without prior notice

If you do not fill all of the above requirements..see ya , bye bye and adios. If ya do..Contact me :P

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Submitted by cryotec (not verified) on Mon, 2006-10-16 16:37.

hoi, u break up oredi ka??
or wanna carik madu no.2? lol

Submitted by ian on Tue, 2006-10-17 02:18.

hey you didnt specify, even she-male you want or not?

Submitted by zack on Tue, 2006-10-17 02:28.

Good lord man..Of coz la Female yeeesh...Siaw!!!

Submitted by ian on Tue, 2006-10-17 08:35.

Wasn't in your specifications!

Submitted by zack on Tue, 2006-10-17 11:25.

Good lord Nigga..Do I look like VOON to you? I mean seriously..EWWWWWWWWW!!

Submitted by mac (not verified) on Tue, 2006-10-17 13:40.

30 points??! THIRTY points?

Woah.

I only have like... 5 or thereabouts.

Submitted by zack on Wed, 2006-10-18 02:04.

30 and counting Bro. Trust me after what I went through, well..haiiih.

Submitted by Mauss (not verified) on Wed, 2006-10-18 07:09.

hahaha, nice one la bro. almost same as my pre requirements too :)

wakkkakakaka

rock on !!!

Submitted by zack on Fri, 2006-10-20 06:26.

Glad to hear im not the only :P

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